Thursday, July 16, 2009

You Might Be A Goat Farmer

You might be a goat farmer ...if rain sends you hurrying from a restaurant in the middle of a meal.
You might be a goat farmer ...if your idea of a pedicure involves snips and a headlock.
You might be a goat farmer ...if your idea of recycling means sending your castoff furniture to the pasture.
You might be a goat farmer ...if you think any woman wearing clothes smaller than a size 10 needs a good dewormer.
You might be a goat farmer ...if your idea of romance involves a lot of huhuuing and lip curling.